Posts tagged We R Who We R

After some steaks and fruity cocktails, my boyfriend and I were feeling creative, so we changed the lyrics to Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” to make it more appropriate for a post-zombie-apocalyptic world. 

In truth, it wasn’t that hard. 

Dead and dangerous

If you’re one of us, then roam with us

Cause we make the humans run and hide

When we’ve got the virus on our side

 

And yes of course you’re scared

You’re hidin’ in your house so unprepared

And no, you don’t want to mess with us

Had Jesus* for my breakfast-ast-ast-ast ((*Pronounced “Hey-Zeus”, you know, to make it less sacrilegious))

 

Got that blood around my eyes

Stockings ripped all up the sides

Looking sick and zombi-fied

So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go! )

 

Tonight we’re going hard har-ha-ha-ha-hard

Just like the world is our ours-r-r-r-ours

We’re tearin’ you apart part-par-pa-pa-pa-part

You know we’re super starved

We r who we r!

 

We’re walking like we’re dumb-dumb-du-du-du-dumb

Our bodies goin numb-numb-nu-nu-nu-numb

We’ll be forever young-young-yu-yu-yu-young

You know we’re super starved

We r who we r!

 

Fresh brains, serve ‘em up

It’s about damn time to eat you up

I’m feeling sick and feverish

It’s making my brain delirious!

 

I’m just talkin’ truth

I’m telling you ‘bout the shit we do

We’re rippin’ your clothes, hidin’ in cars

Chasin’ you down, bitin’ on dudes (HARD!)

 

Got that blood around my eyes

Stockings ripped all up the sides

Looking sick and zombi-fied

So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

 

Tonight we’re going hard hard-ha-ha-ha-hard

Just like the world is ours ours-a-a-a-ours

We’re tearin’ you apart part-pa-pa-pa-part

You know we’re super starved

We r who we r!

 

We’re walking like we’re dumb-dumb-da-da-da-dumb

Our bodies goin numb-numb-nu-nu-nu-numb

We’ll be forever young-young-yu-yu-yu-young

You know we’re super starved

We r who we r!

 

Fresh brains, serve ‘em up-up-up-up-up-up

Fresh brains, serve ‘em up-up-up-up-up-up

Fresh brains, serve ‘em up-up-up-up-up-up

Fresh brains, serve ‘em up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up

 

Tonight we’re going hard hard-ha-ha-ha-hard

Just like the world is ours-ours-r-r-r-ours

We’re tearin’ you apart-part-pa-pa-pa-part

You know we’re super starved

We r who we r!

 

We’re walking like we’re dumb-dumb-da-da-da-dumb

Our bodies goin numb-numb-nu-nu-nu-numb

We’ll be forever young-young-yu-yu-yu-young

You know we’re super starved

We r who we r!