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I think there is a special circle of hell reserved for roommates who cough and sneeze freely whilst in the kitchen. 

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mspacacia:

In Florida we don’t say “i love you” we say “I’ll have an alligator hurricane beach party with a double side of humidity. oh no is it lovebug season? why are they fucking everywhere??? get them out of my hair” which roughly translates to “dont live in florida” which i think is beautiful.

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